Prostitute Laundry

I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes

I’m their sugar daddy, not their laundry man
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Cause they got kinds of stains that I can’t understand
(lemme hear you say hoooo, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

All these bustiers and fishnets just got to go
I might be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes should wash their own damn clothes

I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes
(get down!)

I’m their sugar daddy, not their laundry man
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Cause they got kinds of stains that I can’t understand
(said hey, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!