Feb 012014
 



Chilling out, maxin’ on Tatooine
Drinking all my water out of a canteen
Had an Uncle Owen and an Aunt Beru
But then they both got barbecued
So now I’m off to blow up the Death Star
(Now I’m off to blow up the Death Star)

Old Ben picked me up and we rolled to the bar
Driving real fast in my hover car
Storm Troopers stopped us outside the door
Said hey these aren’t the droids
That you’re looking for
And now we’re off to blow up the Death Star
(Now we’re off to blow up the Death Star)

Looking for a ride to Alderaan
Met ourselves a wookiee and a guy named Han
They said, “We’ll ride with you if you can get us to the border.
The Jabba’s after us for what we did with his order”
So now we’re off to blow up the Death Star
(Now we’re off to blow up the Death Star)

So – Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
We know that you can do it if you try real hard
Maybe be a galactic superstar
So Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star

“Well, I don’t know any Obi-Wan Kenobis, but there’s an old Ben Kenobi. Do you think they’re related?”
“Nah, that couldn’t be the same person. They’re far too different.”
“I know. Kenobi’s such a common name.”
“I know. It’s like the Smith of the universe.”
“I know. Who would think Obi-Wan and Old Ben Kenobi would be the same person.”
“I know. It’s like Old Spice and Rob Kenobi. They’re not the same person.”
“Exactly.”
“Duh.”

Getting pulled in by a tractor beam
Watching Old Ben turn into steam
Rescued a princess from Cell Block 4
Got stuck inside the trash compactor
And now I’m off to blow up the Death Star
(Now I’m off to blow up the Death Star)

Made it back safely to the rebel base
Turn around quickly, go back into space
Shoot a photon down a ventilation shaft
It’s just like picking off womp rats
So I think I can blow up the Death Star
(I think I can blow up the Death Star)

So – Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
We know that you can do it if you try real hard
Maybe be a galactic superstar
So go on Luke and blow up the Death Star

“This is red leader standing by.”
“This is blue leader standing by.”
“This is gold leader standing by.”
“This is magenta leader standing by.”
“This is purple leader standing by.”
“This is zebra stripe leader standing by.”

“Hey guys! Its me, Porkins!”
“Whats up, Porkins?”
“Hey is everyone coming to my retirement party after we blow up the death star?”
“Totally! I heard all about it. It’s gonna be fun!”
“Yeah and there’s gonna be ice cream cake and tacos.
It’s gonna be a blast!”
“Are you gonna have bantha cakes?”
“No, I hate bantha cakes!”
“Are you gonna have tauntaun fries?”
“Yeah, I love tauntaun fries!”
“Oh goodie!”

Getting chased down by my deadbeat dad
Thought it would be the last day I ever had
’Til Han blew the top off of his lid
And said, “Yeehaw! Go get ‘em, kid!”
And now I’m of to blow up the Death Star
(Now I’m off to blow up the Death Star)

Staying on target the best that I can
Obi-Wan Kenobi’s ghost had a plan
He said I didn’t need to use the guidance course
That I’d be alright if I used the force
And then I finally blew up the Death Star
(Then I finally blew up the Death Star)

So – Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
We know that you can do it if you try real hard
Maybe be a galactic superstar
So Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star

Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star
(Go on Luke and blow up the Death Star)
We know that you can do it if you try real hard
Maybe be a galactic superstar
So go on Luke and blow up the Death Star

It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
Well It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
Well it’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!)
It’s a trap! (It’s a trap!) – IT’S A TRAP!


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It's A Trap