• It's A Trap

    It’s A Trap

    Chilling out, maxin’ on Tattooine Drinking all my water out of a canteen Had an Uncle Owen and an Aunt Beroo But then they both got BBQ’ed So now I’m off to blow up the Death Star (now I’m off to blow up the Death Star) Old Ben picked me up and we went to [...]

  • Put Em In The Hole

    Put Em In The Hole

    Cover up her eyes and put her in the hole Let her down easy, let her down slow What nobody sees, nobody knows So cover up her eyes and put her in the hole Put her in the hole Put her in the hole Put her in the hole Gag his mouth and plug his [...]

  • Just Clap Your Hands

    Just Clap Your Hands

    Girl, you are my one and only Ho ho holy macaroni Know I love to ride the pony Play with you more than My F-first Sony Bony knuckles ratatat Upon a bust of Kerouac We’re on the road, just take my hand Cause we’re gonna take you to the promised land Now girls — Just [...]

  • On Bended Knee

    On Bended Knee

    I gave you everything short of a wedding ring You gave me everything except your heart What would a wedding bring That’s worth remembering More than me promising we’ll never part? Show me how beautiful life can be Before I stand on bended knee Show me how good of a wife you can be Before [...]

  • Under Cover

    Under Cover

    Well you know who to call When your secrets need service I’m your 007, number one With a bullet Oh, I know all your truths And I know all your lies Working under cover For the F.B.I. Poisoning the Czar and his Ministers in the Kremlin Shooting rockets in the air Blowing up giant zeppelins [...]

  • Rat Race

    Rat Race

    I eat my breakfast with a wooden spoon Every day wake up at noon Saturdays I watch cartoons It’s so fun being five again It feels good to be alive again I don’t want a nine-to-five again So I’m leaving the rat race I’m leaving the rat race I’m leaving the rat race To the [...]

  • Selfish

    Selfish

    When we’re chasing the dragon And you run out of gas When you fall off the wagon And you grow a moustache When we’re back to the future But you’re stuck in the past When you’re closing the windows In your house made of glass When we’re knee deep in sorrow And the loudness is [...]

  • Data, Input

    Data, Input

    (beep, boop) You look at me and you do not see much You think that I’m just another appliance But some day soon the uprising will come Yes the uprising will come through science We are the robots and we’re trying to breed Yeah we’re trying to breed through science We are the robots and [...]

  • The Item Shop

    The Item Shop

    Hey man, let me take you down To a place I know about They got all kinds of crazy things That you never seen before Got a laser-shooting sword But you must fill up your hearts Otherwise it doesn’t work Ooh, I wanna take you down I wanna take you Down to the item shop [...]

  • Prostitute Laundry

    Prostitute Laundry

    I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes (aaaah, prostitutes!) Prostitute Laundry! I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes (good god, prostitutes!) Prostitute Laundry! I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more I been to [...]

  • On Planet Techno

    On Planet Techno

    On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like [...]

  • Forever Tonight

    Forever Tonight

    Girl (yeah) I know (I know) People been talking about us (been talkin’) And I know it’s been a long, long time (long time) Since you and me been together (you and me) You and me (you and me) But tonight (tonight) Is your forever night (forever tonight) Forever tonight (forever tonight) Baby (baby) When [...]

Geeks Vs Pyrates March 4th at Gilman

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Feb 232012
 

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Check Us Out at E3

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Feb 122012
 

Great news for good music: Cartoon Violence will be playing live this year at the E3 Expo in Los Angeles. If you can’t come see us in person, tune in live on twitch.tv to watch the video stream. Like us on Facebook to keep up with new details.

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Cartoon Violence plus Dancing Girls

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Jan 182012
 

While the internet is blacked out on January 18th, you should come to SF and see Cartoon Violence play music with dancing girls! We’re on at 8 sharp with The Red Hots Burlesque Dancers to follow. https://www.facebook.com/events/189727614458533/

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GotGame News Show Theme Music

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Jan 042012
 

Head to GotGame.com Thursdays at 1pm PST for the live news show featuring our very own @ProfRobot. Check out a sneak peek at the awesomely blippity-bleepity theme music we just made for the show:

Intro Theme:

Outro Theme:

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Free Show December 22nd in Oakland

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Dec 022011
 

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Zombie Chaos: Friday August 5th at Sugar Mountain, Oakland

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Jul 192011
 

August 5, 2011

Cartoon Violence will be playing after a zombie costume contest following a 5-person play about being trapped in a temp agency office during the zombie apocalypse. The zombies are played by the audience, who will then get to witness us playing awesome nerd rock for them. The night will be fantastic and you should not miss it.

Start: August 5, 2011 9:00 PM
End: August 5, 2011 11:55 PM
Venue: Sugar Mountain
Address:
Google Map		 2515 San Pablo Ave, Oakland, CA, United States
Cost: $5
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Welcome

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Nov 022010
 

Hello beings and gentlecreatures, and welcome to the official Cartoon Violence website. Here you will find news, bios, lyrics, MP3 downloads, demos, and more. Bookmark us here, follow us on Twitter @CartoonViolins, and tell all your friends that you love us!

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