Chilling out, maxin’ on Tattooine Drinking all my water out of a canteen Had an Uncle Owen and an Aunt Beroo But then they both got BBQ’ed So now I’m off to blow up the Death Star (now I’m off to blow up the Death Star) Old Ben picked me up and we went to [...]
Cover up her eyes and put her in the hole Let her down easy, let her down slow What nobody sees, nobody knows So cover up her eyes and put her in the hole Put her in the hole Put her in the hole Put her in the hole Gag his mouth and plug his [...]
Girl, you are my one and only Ho ho holy macaroni Know I love to ride the pony Play with you more than My F-first Sony Bony knuckles ratatat Upon a bust of Kerouac We’re on the road, just take my hand Cause we’re gonna take you to the promised land Now girls — Just [...]
I gave you everything short of a wedding ring You gave me everything except your heart What would a wedding bring That’s worth remembering More than me promising we’ll never part? Show me how beautiful life can be Before I stand on bended knee Show me how good of a wife you can be Before [...]
Well you know who to call When your secrets need service I’m your 007, number one With a bullet Oh, I know all your truths And I know all your lies Working under cover For the F.B.I. Poisoning the Czar and his Ministers in the Kremlin Shooting rockets in the air Blowing up giant zeppelins [...]
(beep, boop) You look at me and you do not see much You think that I’m just another appliance But some day soon the uprising will come Yes the uprising will come through science We are the robots and we’re trying to breed Yeah we’re trying to breed through science We are the robots and [...]
Hey man, let me take you down To a place I know about They got all kinds of crazy things That you never seen before Got a laser-shooting sword But you must fill up your hearts Otherwise it doesn’t work Ooh, I wanna take you down I wanna take you Down to the item shop [...]
I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes (aaaah, prostitutes!) Prostitute Laundry! I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes (good god, prostitutes!) Prostitute Laundry! I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more I been to [...]
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this On Planet Techno, the robots talk like [...]
Girl (yeah) I know (I know) People been talking about us (been talkin’) And I know it’s been a long, long time (long time) Since you and me been together (you and me) You and me (you and me) But tonight (tonight) Is your forever night (forever tonight) Forever tonight (forever tonight) Baby (baby) When [...]
If you’re going to GDC, Come check us out this Tuesday at 8pm as we open for these three great acts:
Our song about robot sexual innuendo will once again be accompanied by our good friend Vaudie Va-Boom doing her robot strip tease. It will be good fun for all.
GDC badge required, RVSP here: http://yetisonice.eventbrite.com
This event is sponsored by the International Game Developers Association and YetiZen.
Cartoon Violence is super excited that we are going to be performing at this year’s Rockage 2.0 event. Our good friend Eric Fanali puts on this great event every year, which is not to be missed. A room full of arcade games on free play, plus side booths with consoles and contests going on, all with live music on stage.
We play at 2:00pm on February 9th, but you should buy a 3-day pass. That way you’ll have plenty of time to play all the games, see all the bands, enter all the contests, and try all the food trucks!
Here are some great pictures and videos of our performance at California Extreme’s Rockage show in San Jose.
http://www.lavieenphotos.net/p984426587
Thanks to Les at La Vie En Photos for the great shots.
Cartoon Violence is super excited about playing at the California Extreme video game and pinball expo on Saturday, July 28th, which will also be our first real show with a live drummer.
We will be playing with a bunch of awesome bands, and of course, playing tons of games and pinball all day long. Come say hi and challenge us to a game.
The music portion starts at 7pm and requires a California Extreme admission badge. Admission is $40 for Saturday only or $60 for the whole weekend.
CAX 2012: rockage showcase – http://rockageSJ.com
Doors 7pm (DJ Coco spinning all night)
GNARBOOTS 7pm-7:25
Slime Girls 7:40 – 8:05
Cartoon Violence 8:20 – 8:45
Hello, The Future! 9:00-9:25
Doctor Popular 9:50-10:25
The Glowing Stars 10:40 – 11:15
crashfaster 11:30-??
Here you can see a flyer for the show, where our name is incorrectly given as Cartoon Violins.
http://caextreme.org/files/CAX2012FLYER.pdf
In a feat of infinite wisdom, we already owned cartoonviolins.com so it all worked out in the end.
See you on the 28th!
Great news for good music: Cartoon Violence will be playing live this year at the E3 Expo in Los Angeles. If you can’t come see us in person, tune in live on twitch.tv to watch the video stream. Like us on Facebook to keep up with new details.
While the internet is blacked out on January 18th, you should come to SF and see Cartoon Violence play music with dancing girls! We’re on at 8 sharp with The Red Hots Burlesque Dancers to follow. https://www.facebook.com/
Head to GotGame.com Thursdays at 1pm PST for the live news show featuring our very own @ProfRobot. Check out a sneak peek at the awesomely blippity-bleepity theme music we just made for the show:
Cartoon Violence will be playing following a zombie costume contest following a 5-person play about being trapped in a temp agency office during the zombie apocalypse. The zombies are played by the audience, who will then get to witness us playing awesome nerd rock for them. The night will be fantastic and you should not miss it.
Cartoon Violence will be playing after a zombie costume contest following a 5-person play about being trapped in a temp agency office during the zombie apocalypse. The zombies are played by the audience, who will then get to witness us playing awesome nerd rock for them. The night will be fantastic and you should not miss it.
| Start: | August 5, 2011 9:00 PM |
| End: | August 5, 2011 11:55 PM |
| Venue: | Sugar Mountain |
| Address: Google Map |
2515 San Pablo Ave, Oakland, CA, United States |
| Cost: | $5 |