Feb 092009
 
I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes
(aaaah, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes

I’m their sugar daddy, not their laundry man
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Cause they got kinds of stains that I can’t understand
(lemme hear you say hoooo, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

All these bustiers and fishnets just got to go
I might be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes should wash their own damn clothes

I used to have some money, now I ain’t got a dime
(lemme hear you say hey, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Spending all my days hanging bras on the line
(hanging up for who? prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes
(get down!)

I’m their sugar daddy, not their laundry man
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Cause they got kinds of stains that I can’t understand
(said hey, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!